There Are No Miracles Here
animalstalkinginallcaps: HEY. HEY MARK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY NOSE WAS STUCK TO YOUR FACE? HOW WOULD YOU DRIVE TO WORK? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON A SHIRT? YOU ARE A VERY STRANGE WOMAN. I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A GIRL’S NOSE STUCK TO THEIR FACE. HOW WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WILL YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON AIRPLANES? HOW WILL YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE? IT’S YOUR NOSE NOW. YOUR FACE NOSE. YOU’D BETTER FIGURE THAT OUT. I love ridiculous hypothetical question discussions with Joe. Last night it was what he would do if I couldn’t kiss him anymore, and how his reaction would differ if it was a psychological problem vs. a physical one.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY. HEY MARK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY NOSE WAS STUCK TO YOUR FACE? HOW WOULD YOU DRIVE TO WORK? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON A SHIRT?

YOU ARE A VERY STRANGE WOMAN.

I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A GIRL’S NOSE STUCK TO THEIR FACE. HOW WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WILL YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON AIRPLANES?

HOW WILL YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE?

IT’S YOUR NOSE NOW. YOUR FACE NOSE. YOU’D BETTER FIGURE THAT OUT.

I love ridiculous hypothetical question discussions with Joe. Last night it was what he would do if I couldn’t kiss him anymore, and how his reaction would differ if it was a psychological problem vs. a physical one.

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