Unfucked my room LIKE A BOSS.

Before: Clothes & random shit ALL OVER THE FUCK PLACE, laundry PILING!!

AFTER!!!!: Clothes PUT AWAY LIKE A GODDAMNED GROWNUP. Random shit MOSTLY THROWN OUT!! (Most of this laundry has yet to be done because some asshole downstairs keeps hogging the washer and dryer, but IT WILL BE DONE!)

Before: Bed so messy it’s not even possible to sleep in!! Cleaning supplies randomly stored! Rug invisible!! Uneccessarily Warm Blanket BALLED ON THE FLOOR! PILLOWS ON THE FLOOR WTF! Waterbottles EVERYWHERE!!

AFTER!!!!: Blankets and pillows ON THE BED NEATLY! Unnecessarily Warm Blanket FOLDED ON THE BENCH! I HAVE A FUCKING RUG!!! Cleaning supplies IN THEIR PLACES! Waterbottles RECYCLED! LOVELY CANDLE ON NIGHTSTAND IN THE EVENT OF ROMANCE!!

Before: The worst corner of the room, BY FAR. Clothes fucking TAKING OVER. An entire medicine cabinet’s worth of shit SCATTERED. DESK DRAWER ON TOP OF DESK. A treasure trove of waterbottles in the trash can! THE FUCKING CLOTHES HAVE I MENTIONED THE CLOTHES. I discovered TWO SWORDS underneath the pile on Joe’s desk.

AFTER!!!!: Clothes NO LONGER A THREAT! Bathroom shit IN THE BATHROOM! NERF SWORDS RESTORED TO THEIR PLACES OF HONOR! Trash GONE! DESK DRAWER INSIDE DESK! I even moved that lonely looking power strip behind Joe’s desk so he can not only plug his phone in without the cord dangerously stretching across the room, but we can now use the (not pictured) previously USELESS small, reachable-from-bed lamp on his side!

I still have a lot to unfuck elsewhere, but right now I feel like a BOSS.