Excedrin for racial tension headaches
I just felt like I needed this on my blog.
Bahahahaha
ESL Student of the Day: Flula is frustrated by yet another idiom. Will the English language ever make sense to him? Let us hope not.
[djflula.]
“Number one: don’t put your proof in the pudding.”
This is just too much. >.<
“just put it on the table”
HEY. HEY MARK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY NOSE WAS STUCK TO YOUR FACE? HOW WOULD YOU DRIVE TO WORK? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON A SHIRT?
YOU ARE A VERY STRANGE WOMAN.
I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A GIRL’S NOSE STUCK TO THEIR FACE. HOW WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WILL YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON AIRPLANES?
HOW WILL YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE?
IT’S YOUR NOSE NOW. YOUR FACE NOSE. YOU’D BETTER FIGURE THAT OUT.
I love ridiculous hypothetical question discussions with Joe. Last night it was what he would do if I couldn’t kiss him anymore, and how his reaction would differ if it was a psychological problem vs. a physical one.
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
Cause women aint just BIMBO’S, I respect the ladies when they say no!
SO LADIES IF THE BUTT IS ROUND, AND YOU WANT A TRIPLE-X THROWDOWN but then you change your mind its totally cool because its your right
OH BABY I WANNA GET WITH YA AND TAKE YO PICTCHA but only if that’s okay with you because I don’t want to photograph you without your consent
PERFECTION.
After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, Sean Bean gets a role where he has a nice day and things go well.
“Outtakes” from our engagement shoot that Becca gave me recently.
Fuck shoes, man.
I was just there like 30 minutes ago! The fuck shoes graffiti is still there too.
“Fuck shoes” has been there for at least a year or two, and I’m pretty sure longer. It’s my fav graffiti and I hope it never gets covered over. :]
